Tracks
- 1I Don't Want No Cybersex3:35
- 2The Ballad of Country Dick2:45
- 3Drunk-Divorced Floozie (The Ballad of Diana Spencer)3:05
- 4U.P.S. My Heart to You3:02
- 5Machines Ain't Music_i Got My Mojo Working4:15
- 6Disney is the Enemy4:23
- 7Rock n' Roll Hall of Lame5:02
- 8I Gotta Crazy Wife2:55
- 9You Can't Buy Cool3:51
- 10Tankman Blues2:07
- 11Orenthal James (Was a Mighty Bad Man)3:24
- 12Redneck Rampage4:12
- 13When Did I Become My Dad3:34